Strength is irrelevant, resistance is futile. I wish to improve myself.

I'm off to join the collective, the most wonderful collective of all!!!

I don't think I am going to have a problem sleeping tonight. I was like a crazy pregnant woman diagnosed with nesting syndrome today. This is what I have accomplished since since 7:00 this morning.

• Went out to breakfast with my mommy and the best neighbor in the whole wide world! (you can't have her, you just can't, she's all mine.)
• Food shopping (it is tough but someone gotta do it.)
• Mowed my brand new lush green lawn with the worlds heaviest lawn mower :)
• Wacked some weeds, pulled some weeds, and sprayed the suckers so I don't have to do it again in a weeks time.
  
• Operated the leaf blower for the hell of it, it is fun (just wanted to blow the weeds in the other direction instead of raking them up)
• Rearranged my sun room furniture (I was bored)
• Gathered up the garbage and she shoots, she scores right into the trash can for 2 points.
• Popped some bubble wrap (Truly liberating)
• Washed, dried, and folded and/or hung three extra large loads of laundry (and yet I complain every morning I have no clothes, pfffft.)
• Sweep and/or vacuumed, washed, and scrubbed the floors (lemon scented floor cleaner is bliss)
• I cleaned all major appliances back to the sparkling showroom status.
• I cleaned and disinfected the telephone, doorknobs, bathroom sink, tub, and last but not least the porcelain god.
• Posted a couple "Extra, Extra, Read All About It!! Surgery Tomorrow!" on a couple cochlear implants websites.
• Lastly, I talked to the anesthesiologist about my medical history via my mother.

I'm pooped.

Signing off to join the collective!

P.S. Thank you all for your kind words, thoughts, and prayers.